Downtime

Into every life a little rain must fall. In mine the slow drizzle rarely abates, every silver lining is tarnished by its precipitating host. This is my cross to bear and I’ll not bore you further with this crass burden.

For the T3 the weather changed sometime around March 2020 on my way to work. The clutch suddenly and unexpectedly gained a shed load of free play in the cable. I adjusted it out and limped into and back from the office but all was definitely not well.

I raised her up on the alter and began a slow autopsy interrupted by the distractions of other projects and the viral disruption.

Aloft

Faithful followers may recall that to get to the gearbox on a Tonti framed Guzzi the frame has to be lifted off the engine. Working on my own I managed this by strapping the bike to the roof and dropping the lift. So pleased was I by this success that I left it like this for a couple of months.

Con centric?

This is what I eventually discovered, one of the clutch plates had abandoned the concept of being riveted and had adopted a more free association approach to power transmission.

Bling

I was concerned about European supply chain issues following the massive foot shooting madness and was keen to test out the available options so splashed the cash on a Ram single plate clutch and lightened flywheel from Germany.

Did I fit it in short order and return to automotive bliss? No. I did what any reasonable human trying to keep there shit together in the face of a quantum shift in reality, I bought more stuff and distracted myself.

Well Red

The best laid plans of mice and men have taken a hit all around the world and mine too, to an insignificant ‘first world problem’ degree. A jolly adventure to Ireland this spring was never going to happen once the loo rolls and disinfectant started flying off the shelves. Work too has made a land grab for my life and greedily consumed most of my waking hours since my return from the states well over a year ago.

90’s tail

It’s not all bad, temptation lent on the doorbell and a friend of a friend hooked me up with the seller of a 1998 Guzzi Daytona RS with 9 thousand kilometres on the clock and a seriously inappropriate exhaust system. She was pretty and mean and meant something to me, I’d sold a similar bike, the 1100 Sport, back when I was married and the prospect of righting that appealed.

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Buy buy baby

Tractors for sale or rent

Sight unseen, I bid the asking price on a popular online auction site and Richard was happy to take my money. He was busy directing a play somewhere up in West Yorkshire and seemed to be a reliable chap. I sent him the money and we arranged for A2B (a bike delivery firm with a good reputation) to bring her down south the following week.

My mate Steve has a T3 that he bought in that other lifetime when we were young, around the same time that I adopted the Le Mans. Back then I mocked his sensible choice of solid reliability over racing pretensions, the world has turned and now I envy the robustness, comfort and the glorious Boranni rimmed wire wheels. His now lies fallow in a garage somewhere near Birmingham but with a little luck and some penetrating oil she’ll be back on the road again.

My new baby arrived as promised along with some useful spare parts generously provide by Richard. I swapped out the rack that was fitted for an original grab rail then stripped and rebuilt the cute, square slide, 30mm Del Orto carburettors, fabricating some gaskets from a bit of card, too impatient to await the official/expensive ones that I’d ordered. She runs well, no knocks, no smoke, no haemorrhage of black blood and starts “on the button” as advertised. The electrics have been recently rewired and the replacement switchgear is ugly as sin but offers the promise of hydrophobic bliss.

Nothing is perfect, of course, the brakes have an issue, the tacho is sticky, the linkages have more play in them than Pinter, the seat is too firm and, like the bars, is a little too high for my liking. All small change for a bike that’s done nearly 50 thousand miles in her 42 years. One other issue is that the fuel lines, from either side of the tank, are not linked so she runs out of fuel in an interesting way after sitting on the laid back side stand (that she’s borrowed from her American cousin, the California), interesting enough to cause me to turn back on my first attempt to take her in to work.

Back to work you curs!

She made it in the next day, once I’d overcome the shame of confusing a lack of gas with a major issue, and so begins her service and our story.

Day 26 Cruz liner

Lisa, a jewellery maker (jeweller has been been annexed by people selling watches) from Phoenix was in Carmel clearing out art from her parents place. They had, I presumed, gone to another place or were otherwise beyond caring. We enjoyed polite conversation over a pre and post breakfast cigarette. I learned that she had five children and considerably less gold than before her kids friends were around the house. Surprisingly given this offence she was anti gun and had even refused to carry on for her work in the probation service.

I left with good intentions, as always a little late from blogging heading to Santa Cruz and beyond to see what the day would bring. It brought me trouble.

Trouble will find me

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Day 21 Stranded in the desert

Build it and they will come, fear it enough and they’ll burn it down.

Potentially deadly

It was moments after taking this picture that I realised she wasn’t going to start again. I already knew that the starter was playing up and initially had left the engine running then decided that in the heat with no air flow this would soon cause other problems. I turned her off. I took some photos, I stretched my lungs, I put my jacket, helmet, gloves and rucksack back on then, click, rat-a-tat-a-tat-a went the solenoid as the gear failed to engage the starter ring in productive conversation.

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Day 8 Not so bad Friday

Donald drove me in to the diner this morning, I drove myself back.

Donald was economical with his words, I am not so inclined, if you prefer Donald stop now, you know what you need too.

The diner crew were in residence and I was flattered that I no longer need to say “I’ll just have a coffee” my habits are known. It was tipping down as I arrived and that was some concern to me because my motorcycle lift is situated next to a blocked drain that doesn’t. Joe had bought a couple of Gazebo’s to erect outside covering the bikes that need to be displaced for any activity to happen in the workshop. We put them up to cover the eight or so bikes moved outside. I used a snow shovel to displace the standing water before it breached the threshold into the workshop and set about fitting the new spring and replacement gears.

Trying to be organised like Joe

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Sitting pretty, switched on

The 1977 Moto Guzzi Le Mans (not yet a MkI, like a World War no-one expected the 2nd, Guzzi eventually got as far as the MkV, let’s hope that we have more sense) was not blessed with a comfortable seat. At that time a compressed foam moulded item was probably considered bleeding edge but time and UV radiation soon rendered it ‘bleeding uncomfortable’. This would have presented me no problems had my replacement saddle, a foam filled after-market replacement from the 1980’s not also succumbed to the passing years and was discarded by me, confident that I could just buy another one. Quality replacement saddles for this bike are thin on the ground.

Board games

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Day 7 A fine Philly

It made much more sense for me to request that Roland overnighted me the gear that he had found, but where’s the fun and adventure in that? I rose with the larks, or oversized robins that pass for larks around here and bade farewell to the my landscaping friend Francisco, not before he could cadge a roll up.

Larking about

Nikki, a young mum with a down to earth plan to raise her kids then buy an RV and see the country, drove me in to announce my plans to Joe and the diner boys. Joe, Ben “lock her up”, Bob who is over 90 and John were there. John has a great story of how he was keeping a 1968 Triumph to eventually build when he retired and his son approached him saying that a friend wanted to buy it so he let it go. Some time later, probably years, his son invited him around and showed him the restored bike and told him it was for him. Car SOS watch out! That stuff always gets me welled up.

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Day 6 The Mail Lady only knocks once

Once again slow out of the blocks this morning, Her Majesties Revenues and Customs sent me a menacing reminder that my VAT return was due and I panicked and tried to submit one a month early. They and I should really chill out.

A shadow of my former self

Linda was my Uber host on the way in, I’d like to give her a tip, courtesy of Jim Morrison, “keep your eyes on the road and your hands upon the wheeeeal”, it was my fault, I found a mobile phone on the rear seat as I got in and that was a big distraction.

I arrived at the diner too late to catch Joe but not to late to engage with Ben in conversation about the NRA, the Muslims and the threat that the Democrats present to the United States, I just had a coffee. Vernon arrived and we talked a lot about WW2 naval battles.

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Day 5 Shopping with Joe and Casey

Drama fans look away now, this was a quiet day.

A slow start at the new hotel, nestled between the freeway and the railroad tracks, which is cool because the infrequent trains do that lonesome wailing horn thing, music to my ears even as it echos off the Tuxedo warehouse next door. The pool is covered and looks like a buried trampoline, presumable because it gets a lot hotter than this and people appreciate a seasonal change even if only from English summer hot to scorching inferno.

My what long legs you have

I was a little tardy heading in to Joe’s because I needed to send a begging email to Roland at http://sparepartsco.us/# explaining my gearbox woes and requesting parts help. “What shall we do about the begging letters?” asked the lottery winner’s wife, “keep sending them” he replied.

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